Epic Movie

Director: Jason Friedburg/Aaron Seltzer
Writers:
Jason Friedburg/Aaron Seltzer
Producers:
Paul Schiff
Starring:
Jayma Mays/David Carradine/Jennifer Coolidge/Adam Campbell
Year: 2007
Country: US/Canada
BBFC Certification: 12
Duration: 85 minutes

When Edward, Peter, Lucy and Susan each follow their own path, they end up finding themselves at Willy’s Chocolate factory. Walking through a wardrobe, they discover the world of Gnarnia, which is ruled by the White Bitch. Meeting up with characters such as Harry Potter and Captain Jack Swallows, the newly reunited family must team up with Aslo, a wise-but-horny lion to stop the army of the White Bitch. So two of the six writers of Scary Movie (as we keep on being reminded in the trailers so we don’t forget) have come up with another ‘parody’ movie, but is it really necessary?

The story is awful and lacks just about everything. The characters are made to be dumb for cheap laughs (yet again), the acting is a joke as none of the cast could act if their very lives depended on it and the direction was torturous. The worst part is the jokes and the funny scenes, they weren’t even funny at all. There really is nothing to review since the whole movie is just a joke.

I watch these movies to see whether it can get any worse and they do. I still can’t believe they were involved with the Scary Movie series. Epic Movie is nothing more than a comedy that anyone below the age of five would find funny. Terrible. Epic Movie should be renamed to Epic Fail, it’s a better title and it fits the movie.

0/10

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